Cult Royalty

Friday, November 3

Believe me when I say:

I. Do. Not. Remember. Coming. Home.
I do not remember leaving the club, I do not remember what happened. My last recollection of anything at all last night was talking to random girl #1, having a beer with her, then talking to random girl's friend SMURF (HAHA YES I MANAGED TO TALK TO SMURF; TAKE THAT!) and her mentioning she is on a yeast-free diet therefore no beer for her; I think it was something along the lines of "yeast infection" hmmm. Or maybe I was imagining things. Bartender and I had a mini screaming session as well..

"DRINK!!! AW COME ON!!
"Nooooooooooooooo you're evil! The shot was horrible!"
"JUST ONE BEER, COME ON!"
"NoooOooOooOooOooOooOooOooOooOooOooOOooOoo -wail wail wail-"

Go figure.

On the lighter side of things, I managed to drink enough to get the guts to do whatever, and have fun; but on the flipside, I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING KANINA. Blackout drinking is so frustrating; kids, I hope you learnt a lesson. Drinking is fun until it reaches the point where you can't remember; then, it becomes BOH LIAO.

And upon reading my sent messages, I vaguely recall the cab driver wanting a peck from me.

SO HAM SUP.
(Don't worry I was sane enough to politely reject)
More details of a fantastic story later. Involves me, a brand new (cute) shirt, lots of red wine and black sambuca.

P.S: References to girls/boys being cute under the influence of alcohol are not counted.
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I just heard from shocking news from siok..
EEYER.
EEYER!!!!
EEEEEEEYERRRRRR.

OMG!

Fucking disgusting.
Disgusting, disgusting, disgusting.
FUCKING DISGUSTING!

Jerage, pea: UPDATING TIME!

"When do you wanna dance with me?"
"DIU LEI LOU MOU FAT CHANCE!"

P.S: I just found out it wasn't a yeast infection, but a throat infection. Hahaha.
P.P.S: Not the whole fucking world revolves around you, missy.
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After an entire day's worth of bitching/gossiping/laughing/talking/nua-ing, I am so drained.

I don't understand how people can be so self-absorbed they don't realise what's going on. Ah well.

MORE STORIES LATER; TIME TO TAK CHEK.
(This is like the most happening word now lah, so I must be cool too)

Moment of the Day:
I was smiling to myself while walking along the streets, and siok suddenly turned to me and said:

"wah lao eh, ni wei she me zhe me chou?!"

Thanks. I shall make it a point not to smile anymore.
And I have the softest lips ever, apparently. Hurhur.

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